Rainbows. Unicorns. Adorable animals.
And an absolutely unhinged amount of profanity.

This coloring book is for anyone who grew up loving bright colors, cute animals, and sparkly nostalgia… and now spends their days wondering who scheduled another pointless meeting.

Therapy is expensive.
Coloring sarcastic animals is cheaper.

Cute nostalgia… with serious attitude

Inside you’ll find page after page of cute, colorful chaos featuring rainbows, sparkles, magical creatures, and sweet little animals delivering the exact thoughts running through your head.

The kind of thoughts you usually keep to yourself.
Or text to your work bestie.

Think pastel vibes… but everyone is absolutely over it.

Inside, you’ll get:

✅ 40 Hand-drawn illustrations 

✅ Cute animals with anger issues

✅ Sassy phrases that perfectly capture your current mood

Basically: adorable things saying exactly what you’re thinking.

Some of the lovely sentiments you’ll get to color

• Feeling cute… might throat punch someone later
• Have you considered shutting the fuck up?
• What fresh hell awaits me?
• Hang in there, it gets worse
• Sorry, I offended you with my common sense

It’s cute.
It’s chaotic.
And it’s weirdly therapeutic.

Perfect for:

• Burned-out office workers
• People who cope with humor and profanity
• Anyone who likes cute things but has absolutely no patience left
• Coloring during long meetings that should’ve been emails
• A hilarious gift for your most unhinged friend

Color outside the lines.
Swear a little.
Feel better.

🔥 Grab your copy and start coloring your way through the chaos!