We’re not sure who started naming strokers after the sounds they make (and honestly, we don’t want to Google it), but we are sure of one thing: the Gluck Gluck 6000 feels absolutely unreal. With intense suction, dual bullets, and a sleeve that shows off every stroke, it’s ready to deliver a full-on fantasy session anytime you are.

Ten toe-curling vibration modes plus five suction options (auto or manual!) give you total control over your pleasure. Play around to find your perfect combo, or hand it over to a partner and let them drive. The firm handle makes for comfy maneuvering in just about any position, and the crystal-clear sleeve? Let’s just say it shows off the goods from every angle.

In soft silicone and firm ABS, the 6000 is body-safe, durable, and super easy to clean. Use a good water-based lube, rinse it well before and after, and get ready for your next round. USB rechargeable. Not rated for water play.