Not a morning person? Yeah, same. This tee says what everyone else is thinking at 6AM—without you having to lift a finger (or a coffee cup). Featuring a retro cartoon meltdown in luxe pajama fashion, it’s the ultimate uniform for chaotic school runs, way-too-early errands, and every groggy coffee dash in between. Funny, dramatic, and just a little too real—it’s loungewear with an attitude and streetwear with zero patience for sunrise small talk.

4 Ways to Style It:

Caffeine & Chaos: Pair it with striped boxers, an oversized sleep mask, and fuzzy slippers for a high-drama, low-effort home look that still screams expensive meltdown.

Off-Duty Errands: Style it with joggers, slides, and an iced coffee for running morning errands with exactly zero energy and zero apologies.

Cartoon-Core Chic: Tuck it into vintage denim, add a trench, sneakers, and statement shades for a sarcastically stylish coffee-run-to-class fit.

Sunday Scaries Uniform: Go oversized with biker shorts, a messy bun, and headphones for lazy Sunday strolls or post-party recovery mornings.

For anyone who wakes up on the wrong side of the bed—and stays there.
Sleep mask not included, but the drama? Always.

This go-to unisex tee fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a slim feminine fit, crew neck, short sleeves.

Unisex Tee Sizing Recommendations:
For a Slim Fit - Size One Down
For a Relax Fit - True Size
For an Oversize Fit - Size One Up

Please note that colors may vary. Vintage Feel tees have a worn-out look ( design images are intentionally faded )

All Items are:
Handmade item
Clothing style: Streetwear
Fabric pattern: Solid
Sleeve length: Short sleeve
Neckline: Crew
Made to order
Made in the USA, Printed in the USA

Machine Wash Warm, Inside Out, With Like Colors, Only Non-Chlorine Bleach.

Tumble Dry Low, Iron Inside Out - Medium Heat

Do Not Iron Decoration, Do Not Dry Clean. 

Due to the nature of this items, we do not accept returns or exchanges.

Please review size chart carefully.

But please contact us if you have any problems with your order or if item defective.

Cancellations can be made if the item has not been sent to production and or shipped.

Sassy Queen Boutique, LLC is not responsible for packages lost or damaged in the mail, carrier delays, or items marked as shipped and or delivered.

Please contact USPS at 1.800.275.8777 to obtain information regarding issues above.

DISCLAIMER:
All t-shirts designs are artwork. I am not affiliated with any companies mentioned or depicted in any way in the designs and no such companies have sponsored or endorsed the designs or me. All references to any recognizable companies is intended as artistic expression and/or commentary only.

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