If you're tired of sappy, lovey-dovey valentines, grab a pack of these 12 funny and sarcastic nostalgic Valentines. The sassiest way to spread love and laughter on Valentine's Day! Cards include: • a crown for queen bitch • duck you you ducking duck • i love you bitch • i love you more. The end. i win. • yay platonic friends! • new phone who dis? • i'll take a pizza dat ass • sliding into your d ms like... • will you be my tinder match? • i'm gonna cuddle the shit outta you • you are classy as fuck • you are slightly above average. Crafted from premium 16pt cardstock, these valentines are fancy AF, just like your impeccable taste. Each card has a blank backside – your canvas for custom messages. ***NO ENVELOPES INCLUDED*** Overall packaged set measures 7.25" x 4"