Sure, human parts are super sexy, and we wouldn't be here without them. True story. But! In our fantasies, there's no need to stick with one species when Creature Cocks has a whole wide world of penetrators to explore. So, if you've been dreaming of vampires, you should meet Count Cockula.  

Silky, flexible, and tapered for comfy insertion (if you want to), the Count is smooth(ish) at the tip and thick, swollen, and fang-textured below. Hold it tight, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free; the thick base is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride, or hook it up to your favorite harness.

The premium silicone Count is body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or use a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Add lots of slipperiness with any water-based lube you love, but please keep your Creature Cock away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.